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Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
12/05/2015 at 12:26 • Filed to: FiveLiterFiveSpeedFourEyeNotch

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...I’d love go to out and get you lunch.

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Absolutely, I’ll go to multiple places and sit in different drive thrus:

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Basically, driving around Warwick to find whatever your 8 month pregnant wife wants to eat is way more enjoyable when you can do it in a kinda shitty but super fun Fox-body.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
12/05/2015 at 12:31

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That thing is so cool. Love the 80’s gauges


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
12/05/2015 at 12:35

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“I want a whopper, a Jamocha shake, and Steak & Shake fries.”

Yep, don’t miss those days.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
12/05/2015 at 12:36

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Oh man that was me 6 months ago. Mrs. wants pho and ice cream. Any excuse to get out of the house and row through some gears.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > E92M3
12/05/2015 at 12:48

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In my case, it was a ham and egg sandwich from Honey Dew, McDonalds hashbrowns, and a kind of juice they only sell at Papa Gino’s for some reason.

She’s been pretty decent about not making me go too far, but I won’t miss her being pregnant when it’s over. Or maybe I will, since there will now be a baby.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Spaceball-Two
12/05/2015 at 12:49

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She almost certainly would have asked for pho, but there’s nowhere you can get it around here.

Still, it was a fun 20 minutes of stomping on the throttle and startling women and small children.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
12/05/2015 at 12:53

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I may have gone way out of my way to get that ice cream. Congrats on the kiddo.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
12/05/2015 at 12:54

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About the only American car that can match an 85-86 Fox for 80s-tastic gauges is every 80s Pontiac with a digital dash.

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Jesus that’s fantastic.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Spaceball-Two
12/05/2015 at 12:59

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Thanks. Looking forward to raising a future gearhead.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
12/05/2015 at 13:04

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#NeverGettingMarried

#NeverHavingKids

I love going to the drive thru in my Porsche, but I have to turn it off for the people at the squawk-box to be able to hear me. It's kinda noisy.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
12/05/2015 at 13:14

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Nice 4 eye fox.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Sam
12/05/2015 at 13:21

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Same here, I shut the Mustang down when I get to the window. I like when they get my order right, so being heard correctly helps.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
12/05/2015 at 13:28

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Men should be given a holiday for a few months where we can do the same thing.


Kinja'd!!! Echo5Niner > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
12/05/2015 at 16:44

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My first car was a ‘79 Fastback pulled out of an Arizona junkyard for $400. It had been hit in the driver door. Pulled the door, slapped a new one in, repainted the car black/flat black, put 50 series tires and Cragars on it, rebuilt the 305 - all in time to start driving at 16. Learned stick by driving it in the fields. Ah, memories.